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stage name: flynn "sanhok" tsun
birthday: 27th june
zodiac sign: cancer
height: short
twitter: @gayalpha

flynn facts:

  • lit student

  • loves c*ochie

  • chief crackhead

  • pubg enthusiast

  • 200-year-old haggie

  • enjoys making tiktoks

  • has a really cute nephew

  • dispatch reveals he's in a bread club

saturday, june 27th.

sunlight peeks through my blinds as i crack an eye open one fine morning, tossing about in my bed with a soft groan as i bury my face in my pillow. you bound into my room and jump onto my bed, stopping me from slipping back into a peaceful slumber. huh, i think to myself, thoughts groggy. how'd the sun end up in here? you pinch my cheeks, giggling brightly as you bounce on my bed. what day is it?, you ask. well, it's a saturday. duh. you press further. come on, you can't have forgotten! what day is it? i tell you it's the 27th of june for the 258379th time. i don't get why you've been asking me if i knew the importance of today all week. you're getting impatient. it's a special day, you insist. oh, i know! i puff my chest out as i answer with vigour. it's helen keller day! let's honour the contributions that helen keller made to society, and overcome the challenges in our lives. i clutch my chest dramatically and look up to see your downcast face. nevermind, you say as you leave my room to sulk.

[ narrator voice ] little did he know...

for oomfie, from your oomfie.

remember your christmas gift for me in esm? this is its remake! i'm not as good as you at editing, so please forgive me. credits to mommie for the cute moodboard!

p.s. i'll give you a smooch if you can find the hidden message!

here's your first gift, baby! it's a tiny kitty music box. remember me when you use it! it probably plays h*es mad (lullaby ver.) or something...

nurture them as if they're your own, even though they're only 2d. we'll learn to take care of e-children before we have real children, okay?

i got this for you, for unini. so you can smash all your classes and get the best grades! but don't forget to take care of yourself too. no overworking or else. i'm d*e.

peep the planners i made for you! they're all pink... for flynn reasons.

we're going on an ice skating date one day. think snow! may i have this dance snowball fight?

mom and i went to the bakery, saw this, and stared at each other for 20 seconds before screaming and pulling out our wallets (mom paid). happy birthday, baby. anticipate my sappy letter! i'm about to go feral. cake. pink cake. macarons. gold. yummy. mommie pay. we eat.

you gave me a doggo plushie to hug in your absence last christmas so i'm returning the favour with this catto plushie! hug this to sleep when i'm not around and think of me! it's super small and super squishy and i hope you like it. mwa.

remember when you said you didn't have a cage because mom didn't get you one? i fixed it! you have one, yay! you know where you're going the next time you're feral.

[ dom daddy voice ] wear this when we go out so that people know you're my sl*t, baby.

there's the baby box, then there's the Big Daddy box. you're the big daddy music box. this is you. we blast your favourite tunes at 3am and have a pillow fight? we (finally) do the do to sexy songs? we play baby shark (trap remix)? we play anything you want.

love letters from friends.

to flynn:

happy bday

- sushie

to flynn:

bogo shipda
ireoke malhanikka deo bogo shipda
neohi sajineul bogo isseodo
bogo shipda
neomu yasokhan shigan
naneun uriga mibda
ijen eolgul han beon boneun geotto himdeureojin uriga

yeogin ontong gyeoul ppuniya
palworedo gyeouri wa
maeumeun shiganeul dallyeogane
hollo nameun seolgukyeolcha
ni son jabgo
[RM/JK] jigu bandaepyeonkkaji ga
[RM/JK] gyeoureul kkeutnaegopa
geuriumdeuri eolmana nuncheoreom naeryeoya
[RM/JK] geu bomnari olkka
Friend
heogongeul tteodoneun
jageun meonjicheoreom
jageun meonjicheoreom
nallineun nuni naramyeon
jogeum deo ppalli nege
daheul su isseul tende
[JK/JH] nunkkochi tteoreojyeoyo
[JK/JH] tto jogeumsshik meoreojyeoyo
[JK/JH] bogo shipda (bogo shipda)
[JK/JH] bogo shipda (bogo shipda)
[V/JH] eolmana gidaryeoya
[V/JH] tto myeot bameul deo saewoya
[V/JH] neol boge dwelkka (neol boge dwelkka)
[V/JH] mannage dwelkka (mannage dwelkka)
[JK/JH] chuun gyeoul kkeuteul jina
[JK/JH] dashi bomnari ol ttaekkaji
[JK/JH] kkot piul ttaekkaji
[JK/JH] geugose jom deo meomulleojwo
meomulleojwo
niga byeonhan geonji
[SG/JM] (niga byeonhan geonji)
animyeon naega byeonhan geonji
[SG/JM] (naega byeonhan geonji)
i sungan heureuneun shiganjocha miwo
uriga byeonhan geoji mwo
moduga geureon geoji mwo
geurae mibda niga
neon tteonatjiman
dan harudo neoreul ijeun jeogi eopseotji nan
soljikhi bogo shipeunde
[SG/JM] iman neoreul jiulge
geuge neol wonmanghagibodan deol apeunikka
shirin neol bureonae bonda
yeongicheoreom hayan yeongicheoreom
malloneun jiunda haedo
sashil nan ajik neol bonaeji mothaneunde
[JK/JH] nunkkochi tteoreojyeoyo
[JK/JH] tto jogeumsshik meoreojyeoyo
[JK/JH] bogo shipda (bogo shipda)
[JK/JH] bogo shipda (bogo shipda)
[V/JH] eolmana gidaryeoya
[V/JH] tto myeot bameul deo saewoya
[V/JH] neol boge dwelkka (neol boge dwelkka)
[V/JH] mannage dwelkka (mannage dwelkka)
You know it all
You’re my best friend
achimeun dashi ol geoya
eotteon eodumdo
eotteon gyejeoldo
[JK/JM] yeongweonhal sun eopseunikka
[JM/JH] beotkkochi pinabwayo
[JM/JH] i gyeouldo kkeuchi nayo
[JM/JH] bogo shipda ([JK/J] bogo shipda)
[JM/JH] bogo shipda ([JK/J] bogo shipda)
[JK/JH] jogeumman gidarimyeon (gidarimyeon)
[JK/JH] myeochil bamman deo saeumyeon
[JK/JH] mannareo galge ([JK/V] mannareo galge)
[JK/JH] derireo galge ([JM/V] derireo galge)
[J/JH] chuun gyeoul kkeuteul jina
[J/JH] dashi bomnari ol ttaekkaji
[J/JH] kkot piul ttaekkaji
[J/JH] geugose jom deo meomulleojwo
meomulleojwo

Can we be friend.

Reply please.

Can we play BTS World.

I’m really wanna be your friend on this special day.

Saturday.

from ashy.

to flynn:

Dear Nini,

Forget it’s tears season, happy birthday. Stop catching cancer.

best wishes,
luci